Worst Movie Of Our Generation

Krull - the land of perfect beards

We never thought we'd say we'd be interested in seeing a movie staring Paris Hilton. The shallow, useless waste of life has taken top billing in the comedy The Hottie and the Nottie and we actually want to see it.

Why?

Because the inside word is that this might be the worst film made in over 20 years. In fact, viewers actually rated it lower than From Justin to Kelly: With Love. Wow! With a cumulative box office gross of around $27,000 for the week it looks like not too many people got to enjoy the gift of Paris Hilton. Guess they don't watch movies with her that aren't filmed in nightvision.

Because we're children of the 80's we love bad movies. That was definitely the Golden Era of Bad Cinema. No other decade popped out such gems as:

Iron Eagle, Red Dawn, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Critters, C.H.U.D., The Toxic Avenger, most of the Friday the 13ths and resulting slasher/killer knock-offs, Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie, Masters of the Universe (He-Man), Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo, Surf Nazis Must Die, Hell Comes to Frogtown, anything with Corey Haim/Feldman, Howard the Duck, The Gate, The Re-Animator, Goulies, Commando, Police Academy movies, Over the Top, Ernest goes to anything, Godzilla 1985, She-Devil, Yentl, Defcon-4, Hollywood Hot Tubs, Rhinestone (Sly Stallone sings!), Ishtar, Gymkata, D.C. Cab, Rad, Gleaming the Cube, Mannequin or anything with Andrew McCarthy, Johnny Be Good, Six Pack, American Anthem, No Holds Barred, Invaders from Mars, Above the Law, Action Jackson, Red Sonja, Caddyshack II, Teen Wolf, Who's That Girl?, Hard To Hold, Dune, Shanghai Surprise, Valley Girl, Zapped, Blue Lagoon, Up the creek, Spring Break, Silent Night Deadly Night , Mac and Me, Shocker, Under The Cherry Moon , Maximum Overdrive, Leonard Part 6, Xanadu, Brewster's Millions, Illegally Yours, Pirate Movie, Runaway, Deal of the Century, Children Of The Corn, Doctor Detroit, Satisfaction, Hot To Trot, Smokey and the Bandit III, Grease 2, Hardbodies, Wildcats, Staying Alive, Rent-A-Cop, Vice Versa, Youngblood, Quicksilver, Gobots Battle of the Rocklords, Look Who's Talking, Tarzan The Ape Man, Child's Play, Best Defense, Two of a Kind, Flash Gordon, Club Paradise, Bolero, King Solomon's Mines, Road House, Endless Love, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, Invasion U.S.A., UHF, Funny Farm, Dream a Little Dream, Short Circuit, Legend, Who's Harry Crumb ?, Caveman, Ice Pirates, Leviathan, Modern Girls, Dead Poet's Society, Beastmaster, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Night Patrol, Jaws 3 or any other sequel that made it past 2, Clue, The Golden Child, Black Moon Rising, Hercules, Less Than Zero, Can't Stop the Music, ANYTHING starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Student Confidential, Out of Bounds, Perfect, Footloose, Hamburger...The Motion Picture, Enemy Mine, Thrashin, I Was A Teenage Zombie, Earth Girls are Easy, Night Of The Life Of Jimmy Reardon, Purple Rain, Night Of The Comet, About Last Night, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (remember this one?), Streets of Fire, Chopping Mall, vamp, Cocktail, The Explorers, Raw Deal, The Fly, Gung-ho, Sheena: Queen of the Jungle, Just one of the guys, SuperGirl, Hell Night, Krush Groove, They Live, Reform School Girls, SpaceCamp, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, Once Bitten, Solarbabies,

...and Krull!

Dude! Krull was so bad it's super fantastic! We love all the above movies for their 80's greatness. Many of you may be asking "where's Cui hua kuang mo?" Sadly, it was made in the 90's but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a clip from the worst fight scene in history!


Cui hua kuang mo (undefeatable) fight scene