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1/05/2008

Future Of Maturbation Is Here And In A Cup!

You've heard of Dick in a Box. Now get ready for Vagina in a Cup.

This is what happens when horny Civil Engineers create sex toys.

There are now 5 ways to bust-a-nut thanks to a Japanese company called Tenga which has developed what they call the "Future of Masturbation." It involves specially designed cups that come in 5 different models. Each model is representative of a sexual position. 3 of them are one-on-one sexual positions. Another is for oral sex call the Deep Throat Cup. The last is the Double Hole Cup which is designed to mimic a three-way.

Each cup has special design features inside to create a unique experience for the user. Take a look at this cross-section of the Deep Throat Cup to see all the special details like the lotion reservoir and suction hole.

Below are the links and descriptions to each individual cup. The descriptions are from the website since we can't make this stuff up! Click on the images to take you to the site. Also, the cups are disposable and not meant for repeat use, kinda like Britney Spears! Ha! Kick her while she's down...


Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing “slurping” sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.

Now with a new soft tube, this cup gives you complete control over the tightening sensation. Feeling that suits you, controlled by how tightly or how lightly you grip the cup. Enjoy a wide variety of sensual sensations from rubbing, stroking, pressing, etc.
One remarkable feature is the ability to “squeeze out” after ejaculation.

With the adoption of a flexible body, a range of stimuli to the penis head is now possible, including back-and-forth, right-and-left and rolling movements. You can also enjoy motions that you have never before experienced - a combination of rolling motions at the top and piston movements at the base. A new sensual sensation is also yours as you stimulate the sensitive head during and after ejaculation.

A cup with two holes that allows you to enjoy different types of sensual sensations - the “Bitter Side” and the “Sweet Side”. The “Bitter Side” firmly tightens while the “Sweet Side” gently clings to your penis. Normal use is one side at a time. But, using both sides simultaneously transports you to the virtual world of a “threesome”.

World’s first onanism cup to adopt an air-cushion mechanism without relying on the elasticity of sponge or urethane materials. The ultimate, never-before-experienced clinging sensation has been achieved by allowing free changing of the air pressure in the 24 air-cushion chambers.


1 Comments:

Mushy said...

I'm still waiting on a cross between robots and a "real doll!"

There's still that problem with you relatives finding it in the closet, or your bed, when they come to clean out your house after you die!

'Course, it's hard to be embarrassed when your dead.

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