A New Year....

If you are seeing this message than we have moved to our new site.

Dave and Thomas want to thank everyone who has followed us to our new site at Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers. It is there that we are gathering volunteers for our Hobo Army to combat boredom, slow work days, zombies, and listlessness.

There you can get the latest pop culture news, movie trailers, television happenings, and funny videos. So head on over and we'll see you soon!

Bono Likes Teenage Girls

It looks like U2's frontman Bono finally took our advice on getting with those hot teenage groupies. He probably met them while trying to save the world, one teen at a time.

We'd like to remind you to keep the fun going by visiting our new site located at Dave and Thomas.

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New Site for Dave and Thomas

Just a friendly reminder to check out the NEW Dave and Thomas site on our specially-made new home. We hired 37 midgets to hand-craft the finest website using the world's rarest materials. The sidebars were constructed from rare Whale bone and the header itself was made from the dust of a unicorn.

So be sure to stop on by and say "Hi."

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Bored? Or live in the Knoxville area? We might have something for you...

Have you ever wondered what Dave and Thomas look like? Wonder what Dave and Thomas eat or drink in between incarcerations? And why are Dave and Thomas not allowed entrance in over 27 bars and restaurants around Knoxville?

Stop by MySpace and Facebook for the official Dave and Thomas pages. They won't give you any of those answers but will help you connect with more nuts like us!

Here's some of the highlights of visiting our pages:

• Become a fan of Dave and Thomas on Facebook and your computer screen will immediately explode into a cloud of gold coins.


• Add the Dave and Thomas MySpace and 37 circus midgets will tumble out of your USB drive.


• Add both pages and Andy Gibb will call you immediately after signing up to tell you that you have 7 days to live.

The Olympics. She is Coming...

The Olympics are right around the corner and if you're lucky enough you might catch a few events. Actually, it'll be pretty hard to miss. NBC is broadcasting the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics across all its stations including Universal HD and USA Network. They are also setting the bar high by broadcasting the games online with over 2200 hours of online content scheduled to be view on your computer.

• Watch the Olympics Online [Dave and Thomas]


• Cool! 2008 Olympics tech by the numbers: 100% high-def, unprecedented online streaming [Dave and Thomas]


• Womens Beach Volleyball !! [Dave and Thomas]

Olympics funny moments & bloopers

• Beach Volleyball Pics -- The Most Egregious Sports Coverage >


• OLYMPIC LESBIANS! >


• Bush eager to embrace Olympics


• 1908 Olympics in photos


• Summer Olympics Disaster Guide: Opening Ceremony Edition


• Sad! Death camp for cats, china prepares for olympics


• Citing Poor Conditions, China Refuses To Send Delegation To Olympics


• 7 Scariest Women At The 2008 Olympic Games


• Photo Gallery: Aerial Views of Beijing Olympic Venues

The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

• Worldwide protests on eve of China Olympics


• Olympic stadium designer: Why I'll miss the opening - When I helped conceive Beijing's Bird's Nest stadium, I wanted it to represent freedom, not autocracy: China must change


• Bibles Banned at 2008 Beijing Olympics


• How The Chinese Olympic Logo Was Created [Pic]


• Chinese Government installs 300,000 Spy Cameras in Beijing


• The Weirdest Olympic Events Throughout History


• US Womens Swimmer in Naked Protest


• The 26 Hottest US Olympic Women Athletes


• All the Olympics logos from 1896 to 2012


• 6 Olympic Athletes You Can Root For


• 10 Fascinating Facts About the Ancient Olympic Games


• Even with ''blue skies'', is Beijing's air safe?

They Live! Aliens Are Among Us and We Have Proof!

Alien abductions are on the rise as citizens are being snatched in the middle of the night and given anal probes. Or at least that's what the "man" would like you to believe. He's not to be trusted. We think that aliens are here and have mingled among us just like in "They Live."

Where's Roddy Piper when you need him?

He's in the back alley getting into a fight with Keith David (not David Keith) in one of the best fight scenes ever!

They Live Fight Scene

We're in a mood and we've made a theme for today's links and that theme is U.F.O's!!! How could you go wrong with aliens and UFOs? Be sure to check out the Cow Abduction link below. It's a hoot (and a little bit of a holler!)

• UFO Pics!!! [Dave and Thomas Archives]
• MARLBORO TRANSFORMERS [Unibrow]
  
• They’re Out There! British ‘X Files’ papers revealed [Dave and Thomas Archives]
  
• Watch Your Cornhole!! Phoenix, Arizona UFO Caught On Tape [Dave and Thomas Archives]
  
• The UFO’s Are Here! The UFO’s Are Here! [Dave and Thomas Archives]
• VIDEO - Footage from Roswell UFO crash, 1947 [AfroJacks]

UFO Movie of the day: Species III

• Cow Abductions are on the rise!
  
• How to Stop Alien Abductions
• THE NATIONAL UFO REPORTING CENTER
• Mutual UFO Network - MUFON - Dedicated to Scientific Study of UFOs
• How to Survive an Alien Invasion
• Alien furniture for fans
• UFO-chaser extradited for mother of all military hacks
• NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell claims alien contact cover-up
• The Denver Alien Video
• Alien UFO Prank With the Police
• Welshman Discloses His Alien Abduction
• Astronauts, Aliens, and the New World Order
• Alien Abduction Support Groups
• Alien Abduction Experience and Research
  

Ruby Tuesday: Betting with Weed

Betting with Weed
This genius took a bag of weed into a casino. He tried to use the marijuana to gamble and got busted. It has to be seen to be believed someone could be this stupid.

Turns out Martin, one of the many people who entered our Pick-A-DVD contest, is a lot smarter than the guy in the video above. He entered our contest and won a copy of Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Cool! Stay tuned for more prizes next month.

Now, on with the show....

• It's Shark Week [Dave and Thomas]
• Archives: Evangeline Lilly Cybershrine [Dave and Thomas]
  
• Yeah! The 10 Hottest Videos Of Boobs Rubbed With Baby Oil [Unibrow]
  
• This is what happens when you try to act like the "cool" pastor at your christian rock/youth group gathering [Afrojacks]
• Sexy! Behind the Scenes at the Washington Wizards Cheerleaders Calendar Shoot [Attuworld]
• Guiness Good Times [Camel Tap]
• Fun The Most Awesome Lego Bourne Fight Scene You’ll See Today [Darkly Dreaming David]
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Mmmm...fallout takes good!

• Devastatingly delicious mushroom cloud cake [pic]
• The tennis ball haircut [Pic]
• Unbelivable Pictures of Li Wei
• Five Ways Beijing Will Be the Biggest, Baddest Olympics Ever
• The Most Irritating Female Characters in Video Games
• The World’s Highest Swing [Pics+Video]
• Pornographic Plants Of The Day
• Malaysian Shrew Survives Only on Beer
• Which way will you go? [pic]

Lets see the Dog Whisperer do this!!

• Cool! Super Mario Room!!!
• Yum! In Haiti, this is what they eat
• Try it without that uniform...see how that goes
• Red Bull Helicopter does back flips [video]
• Costumes from ComicCon
• More: 2008 Comic-Con Exhibit Hall Costumes (PICS)
• Best press photos from 2007
• Starbucks is closing nearly three-fourths of its stores in Australia
• In pictures: Beijing polution-watch
• Stephen Colbert Serenades His Wife with John Legend

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